A lie is like a cat: you need to stop it before it gets out the door or it’s really hard to catch. Charles M. Blow
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. Napoleon Bonaparte
Love me or hate me, both are in my favour. If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart… If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind. William Shakespeare
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. – Horace Walpole
Every time a stupid politician says something stupid, you don’t have to reply to him, because it is nonsense to shoo every barking dog away!
People talk about perfect timing, but I think everything is perfect in its moment; you just want to capture that. – Eddie Huang.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. – Oscar Wilde
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. – Robin Williams
There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”