The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

George Carlin
#Thailand's King Maha Vajiralongkorn and Queen Suthida ride on an MRT during an inauguration of a new subway station in #Bangkok. (Royal Household Bureau)
Thailand’s King Maha Vajiralongkorn and Queen Suthida ride on an MRT during an inauguration of a new subway station in Bangkok. (Royal Household Bureau)
Hindu women celebrate #Diwali, the festival of lights, in #Lahore, #Pakistan. (Arif Ali / AFP / Getty Images)
Hindu women celebrate Diwali, the festival of lights, in Lahore, Pakistan. (Arif Ali / AFP / Getty Images)
#Israeli religious leaders (Kessim) of the #Ethiopian #Jewish community recite prayers during the #Sigd holiday, #Jerusalem. (Menahem Kahana / AFP / Getty Images)
Israeli religious leaders (Kessim) of the Ethiopian Jewish community recite prayers during the Sigd holiday, Jerusalem. (Menahem Kahana / AFP / Getty Images)
Police officers are seen as demonstrators lie in hammocks hanging from trees during a protest against the extension of the A49 motorway, in a forest near #Stadtallendorf, #Germany. (Kai Pfaffenbach / REUTERS)
Police officers are seen as demonstrators lie in hammocks hanging from trees during a protest against the extension of the A49 motorway, in a forest near Stadtallendorf, Germany. (Kai Pfaffenbach / REUTERS)
The Danish health authority dispose of dead mink in a military area near #Holstebro, #Denmark. (Morten Stricker/Dagbladet Holstebro Struer/Jysk Fynske Medier/Ritzau Scanpix)
The Danish health authority dispose of dead mink in a military area near Holstebro, Denmark. (Morten Stricker/Dagbladet Holstebro Struer/Jysk Fynske Medier/Ritzau Scanpix)
People storm the parliament in #Yerevan, #Armenia, after Prime Minister Nikol #Pashinyan said he had signed an agreement with leaders of #Russia and #Azerbaijan to end the war. (Reuters)
People storm the parliament in Yerevan, Armenia, after Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan said he had signed an agreement with leaders of Russia and Azerbaijan to end the war. (Reuters)
Students take part in a training session at the Ministry of Fun #Santa School, as it develops an online app for children to speak with Santa during the #Christmas season, #UK. (Reuters)
Students take part in a training session at the Ministry of Fun Santa School, as it develops an online app for children to speak with Santa during the Christmas season, UK. (Reuters)
Refugees and migrants are rescued by members of the Spanish NGO Proactiva Open Arms, after leaving #Libya and trying to reach European soil aboard an overcrowded rubber boat in the Mediterranean sea. (AP)
Refugees and migrants are rescued by members of the Spanish NGO Proactiva Open Arms, after leaving Libya and trying to reach European soil aboard an overcrowded rubber boat in the Mediterranean sea. (AP)
People spotted not wearing face masks are forced to do push-ups as a punishment, in Banda Aceh, #Indonesia. (Chaideer Mahyuddin / AFP / Getty Images)
People spotted not wearing face masks are forced to do push-ups as a punishment, in Banda Aceh, Indonesia. (Chaideer Mahyuddin / AFP / Getty Images)
A riot police officer whose helmet visor was painted red by a member of a feminist collective during a protest against police violence, in Mexico City, #Mexico. (Toya Sarno Jordan / Reuters)
A riot police officer whose helmet visor was painted red by a member of a feminist collective during a protest against police violence, in Mexico City, Mexico. (Toya Sarno Jordan / Reuters)
Aerial view of a farmer feeding over 6,000 geese at a farm in #Jiangsu province, in #Sihong, #China. (VCG / Getty Images)
Aerial view of a farmer feeding over 6,000 geese at a farm in Jiangsu province, in Sihong, China. (VCG / Getty Images)
A man kisses the walls of his home before abandoning it as fear of #Azeri persecution prompts him to leave his homeland in #Nagorno-Karabakh. (Alex McBride / Getty Images)
A man kisses the walls of his home before abandoning it as fear of Azeri persecution prompts him to leave his homeland in Nagorno-Karabakh. (Alex McBride / Getty Images)
Remembering a Brave New World, a Tate Britain winter commission by the British artist Chila Kumari Burman, in #London, #UK. (Guy Bell / Rex / Shutterstock)
Remembering a Brave New World, a Tate Britain winter commission by the British artist Chila Kumari Burman, in London, UK. (Guy Bell / Rex / Shutterstock)
Santa Claus in a life-size snowball made of plastic as a safety measure against #coronavirus in #Aalborg zoo, #Denmark. (Henning Bagger / EPA)
Santa Claus in a life-size snowball made of plastic as a safety measure against coronavirus in Aalborg zoo, Denmark. (Henning Bagger / EPA)
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